........the boys just BEGGING to be slashed........

Do you know what I mean by slashable? Well in this case, it's those lush guys out there who you just know would be so good together... but sadly they aren't. Or they are pretending they aren't. But we can still wish and dream, and write fics.

This page is dedicated to unearthing all those potential slashboys and making the job of slashing them as easy as possible, by providing those pesky things called facts. "What-ho!" I hear you say "So basically this is your slash wish-list and you're putting up this information in the sad hope that someone may read it and write you some slash!" Well you're darn right.

Well since this update's been so huge, I've decided it was about time I crowned a new slash boy, Or should I say slash BOYS. Yes - it's a collective crowning this time, and Crash and Burn's Fourth Slash Boy(s) are...

Who are they? Oh just a gorgeous collection of make-up wearing pretty boys from the US who formed a little goth/glam/electronic band. Singularly they're Paige Haley (bass), Jay Gordon (lead vocals), Ryan Shuck (guitar), Bobby Hewitt (drums) and Amir Derakh (guitar, synth). Why they're slashable: What are you blind? Take a look! These guys are as slashy as they come! They're a collective clothes horse. You can't find a naturally coloured hair amongst them. They are the poster boys for MAC cosmetics. (I've really got to get over this obsession with boys in makeup.) They go nuts for designer clothes. Ryan used to be a hairdresser AND he's releasing a clothing line. And they're called ORGY. Do you really need anything else?

What they're like: OK prepare yourselves people - I am about to make some severely biased, completely-not-based-on-fact assumptions about the boys. Please don't shoot me if you disagree, I'm probably going to be wrong, but from a writer's point of view, here are some superficial impressions... Paige strikes me as the strong, silent type. He's the goth-iest of the boys, loves black and seems like the kind of person it'd be hard to get to know, but once you've broken down the barriers he'd be an absolute darling, a loyal friend, and probably with a dry crackling sense of humour. Jay is outspoken. There are no maybes. He is without doubt the frontman and I'm sure he's as big in personality as he is in stature (6'4 or 6'8 in platforms!). He acts quite predatory on stage and I have no doubt this would carry through to the bedroom. This guy is no bottom. Wouldn't surprise me if he was a touch vain as well *EG*. If Jay is the frontman, then Amir is the guitarist with *mystique*. He's the most effeminate of the bunch (That hair! *faints*) and he looks exquisite in make-up. He feels like a confidante, the one the other guys would go to for relationship advice and stuff - because he's a good listener, sensitive and understanding. The kinda guy who snuggles after sex. He seems like the peacemaker, and I bet he's a lot of the brains behind Orgy. The man screams of talent. Ryan is a wild child. I bet he's borderline nuts. Seems like the kinda guy who spends most of his waking hours inebriated in some way (not that that's a bad thing). Probably the least-sensible, most spontaneous orgy boy. I bet he's a joker. And I'm sure he'd be fun and inventive in bed. I think I screwed up with Bobby. Y'see I get this whole 'boy next door' vibe from him. You know, the most 'normal' orgy boy. The one who'd have BBQ's, watch footy and drink beer. Then I found out he's married to a porn star. Now I don't know what to think. *shoves Bobby gently into the Too Hard Basket*

Who to slash them with: Well duh - each other! So many combinations possible, the mind just boggles. Let's start with the obvious - Jay & Paige. Now these two have known each other for like, over 15 years, which means two mouth-watering possibilities: long term lovers, or long term friends becoming lovers (god, I am *such* a sucker for friend-into-lover tales). There is also heaps of slashy evidence to back this up 'cos Jay just can't seem to keep his hands off Paige whenever they're on stage. Moving on, Jay & Amir - now *there's* a fun idea. These two seem like such opposites they'd make a darling couple. Jay's so in-your-face and Amir's such a sweetheart - can you see sparks flying? Or maybe Amir & Ryan. They're both guitarists so they have that common ground to start on. Now I could go on with everyone, but you get the idea. *Bobby waves impatiently from the Too Hard Basket*. Sorry, I still can't figure him out. Of course the ultimate idea would be to write an Orgy orgy. Just throw all the boys in the mix. Difficult to write? Yeah. But definitely rewarding.

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