Do you know what I mean by slashable?  Well in this case, it's those lush guys out there who you just know would be so good together... but sadly they aren't.  Or they are pretending they aren't.  But we can still wish and dream, and write fics. 

This page is dedicated to unearthing all those potential slashboys and making the job of slashing them as easy as possible, by providing those pesky things called facts.  "What-ho!" I hear you say "So basically this is your slash wish-list and you're putting up this information in the sad hope that someone may read it and write you some slash!"  Well you're darn right. 

Well no votes this time, just a severely biased judgement from moi (hell it's *my* site anyways!) so without further ado I happily announce Crash & Burns third victim - er, slashboy is...

 
 
 
 
Why?  OK, those of you who have even heard of Chris Cheney may think he's a weird choice for the slash boy hall of fame. Well, I'll admit he's not an obvious one. But he's damn spunky, unique and individual not to mention a live wire on stage. He's ridiculously good at a what he does and somehow manages to be sexy without even realising it.  Why he's slashable: OK this one's harder. To all intents and purposes Chris is *cough* straight. His straightness is unchallenged, but I think that's the fun part.  As to his slashability, he does have a few slashy tendencies. He wears makeup - in a more Robert Smith than Brian Molko, but hey - eyeliner's eyeliner!  He's rarely seen without black nail polish, and he dyes his hair more often than most girls. I doubt even he knows his natural hair colour. And he loves to dress up. Admittedly more punk than camp, but you gotta start somewhere.   What he's like: From the looks of it, he's a very down to earth - excuse the word - bloke. Outwardly he could even be homophobic. He drinks beer and swears on stage. He has a *cough cough cough* girlfriend of five years. Ummmm... I choose to ignore her.  He's apparently the quiet one in the band. Trav's outspoken, Scott's the friendly one, and Chris is the "brooding talent" or as much as he can be considering he's not one to brood. He's also decidedly unique, and has been since high school when everyone thought he was strange because of his unique fashion decisions and obsessions with classic guitar gurus like Brian Setzer and older bands like the Clash and the Jam.
 

 

 
 
 
Who to slash him with:  Ok here's the fun part people.  You know all those strong, outspoken bi/gay characters you've got sitting around just lathering up to turn a straight guy? Well here he is! Chris is about at straight as they come, without being downright homophobic.  He suits the reluctant -and-scared-of-what-he's feeling role quite nicely, but he's openminded enought not to be terrified and impossible to turn.  He's also a candidate for the whole straight-friends-exploring gig. Perhaps in his high school years, since he was looked on as being a freak then anyways.  I can't however, see Chris cast in the role of agressor/seducer.  It just doesn't sit right. He's the prey not the hunter, but hey - if *you* see it, then write it and prove me wrong - please!  Any candidates within the band? Well he and Scott have known each other forever, and are very *very* close. I hear they share clothes. It's very promising. Cross Trav off the list though, cos there is no doubt in my mind that he's a homophobe.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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check out crash and burn's previous slash boys:
Daniel Johns
Brian Molko
or a fic starring them both!